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Q.   What goes up but never goes down? 

👉 :   Your age.

Q.   What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? 

👉 :   It is time to buy a new fence.

Q.   The more places I be, the less you can see. What am I? 

👉 :   Darkness.

Q.   When you do not know what I am, then I am something. But when you know what I am, then I am nothing. What am I? 

👉 :   A Riddle.

Q.   So Joe was once again caught lying to his teacher, and his teacher Mr. Rogers had enough. “Come here Joe” he said. “Here is your punishment, I want you to make a statement, if it’s true you get detention, if it’s false you get suspended.” What did the Joe say that caused him not to get punished at all? 

👉 :    I will be suspended.

Q.   If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field? 

👉 :   One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.

Q.   Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”? 

👉 :   Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow. Duh.

Q.   In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not? 

👉 :   You can’t take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.

Q.   If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now? 

👉 :   You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.

Q.   What was the President‘s name in 1975? 

👉 :   Same as is it now: Barack Obama. Oh, come on. Don’t be angry. We don’t like him either. So check out some funny Barack Obama Jokes you need to know

Q.   Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

👉 :   Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere.

Q.   What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly? 

👉 :  Incorrectly. If you liked this riddle about the school grammar, check out Really Funny School Jokes that will make you laugh

Q.   How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? 

👉 :  There is no dirt in a hole.

Q.   Before Mountain Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world? 

👉 :   Mountain Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet.

Q.   Little Johnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child ‘s name? 

👉 :   Johnny of course. If you liked this funny riddle about Little Johnny, check out 23 Little Johnny Jokes that will make you laugh

Q.   I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I? 

👉 :    A stamp. If you liked this riddle about travel, check out Funniest Travel Jokes in the world.

Q.   What do you break before you use it? 

👉 :    An egg.

Q.   What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? 

👉 :   Trouble.

Q.   The man who made it doesn’t want it. The man who bought it doesn’t need it. The man who needs it doesn’t know it. What am I talking about? 

👉 :   A coffin.

Q.   Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it, you’ll die. What is it? 

👉 :   Nothing.

Q.   What can run, but never walks? Has a mouth, but never talks? Has a head, but never weeps? Has a bed, but never sleeps? 

👉 :   A river.

Q.   What does December have that other months don’t have? 

👉 :  The letter D.

Q.   A man rode in to town on Tuesday, and left two days later on Tuesday. How so? 

👉 :   His horse is named Tuesday

Q.   What’s bigger than you, but doesn’t weigh anything? 

👉 :   Your shadow.

Q.   What has a face and 2 hands but no body? 

👉 :   A clock.

Q.   What building has the most stories? 

👉 :   A library.

Q.   A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why? 

👉 :   An apple a day keeps the doctor away. If you liked this riddle about a doctor and his love, check out 19 Doctor Jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh

Q.   There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it? 

👉 :   A window.

Q.   How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it? 

👉 :   Add the letter ‘G’ and it’s ‘Gone’.

Q.   There is a party of 100 high-powered politicians. All of them are either honest or liars. You walk in knowing two things: 1. At least one of them is honest. 2. If you take any two politicians, at least one of them is a liar. From this information, can you know how many are liars and how many are honest? 

👉 :   Yes, from the information you know 1 is honest and 99 are liars. One of them is honest satisfying the first piece of information. Then if you take the honest man and any other politician, the other politician must be a liar to satisfy the second piece of information, ‘If you take any two politicians, at least one of them is a liar.’ So 99 are liars.

Q.   You are awoken at 3 A.M. by a knock on your door. Your parents call you to let you know that they are there for breakfast. You are confused but quickly think of what food you have. You have bread, jam, butter, and eggs. What do you open first? 

👉 :   The door for your parents. If you enjoyed this riddle, check out some awesome Knock Knock Jokes guaranteed to make you laugh

Q.   If you have three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what do you have? 

👉 :   Very large hands.

Q.   What is the only question you can’t answer yes to? 

👉 :   Are you dead? (assuming you are dead) Every other question you can answer ‘yes’ even if you are wrong.

Q.   Little Johnny is walking home. He has $300 he has to bring home to his mom. While he is walking a man stops him and gives him a chance to double his money. The man says “I’ll give you $600 if you can roll 1 die and get a 4 or above, you can roll 2 dice and get a 5 or 6 on at least one of them, or you can roll 3 dice and get a 6 on at least on die. If you don’t I get your $300.” What does Johnny do to have the best chance of getting home with the money? 

👉 :   He just doesn’t take the bet. This gives him a 100 percent chance of getting the money home. If he takes the bet with 1 die he has a 50 percent chance of winning. If he takes the bet with 2 dice he has about a 56 percent chance of winning. If he takes the bet with 3 dice he has about a 42 percent chance of winning.